I found several poems about mothers online and quite a few of them were so funny, I decided to take some of the bits and pieces and share them with you. Here is MY version of the "things Mother's Teach us".
Things Mother's Teach Us
Mother’s
Teach Us LOGIC…
“If
you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with
me.”
Mother’s
Teach Us MEDICINE…
“If
you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”
Mother’s
Teach Us TO THINK AHEAD…
“If
you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job!”
Mother’s
Teach Us RELIGION.
"You
better pray that will come out of the carpet."
Mother’s
Teach Us the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I
brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
Mother’s
Teach Us TO MEET A CHALLENGE…
“What
were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you…Don’t talk back to me!”
Mother’s
Teach Us HUMOR…
“When
that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
Mother’s
Teach Us IRONY.
"Keep
crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
Mother’s
Teach Us about WEATHER.
"This
room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
Mother’s
Teach Us how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If
you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.
Mother’s
Teach Us FORESIGHT.
"Make
sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
Mother’s
Teach Us about HYPOCRISY.
"If
I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
Mother’s
Teach Us about GENETICS…
“You
are just like your father!”
Mother’s
Teach Us about my ROOTS…
“Do
you think you were born in a barn?”
Mother’s
Teach Us about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop
acting like your father!"
Mother’s
Teach Us about the WISDOM of AGE…
“When
you get to be my age, you will understand.”
Mother’s
Teach Us about ANTICIPATION…
“Just
wait until your father gets home.”
Mother’s
Teach Us about RECEIVING…
You
are going to get it when we get home.
And
Mother’s teach us - JUSTICE
“One
day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you’ll see
what it’s like.”
Hope you all have a wonderful Mother's Day! I know I will!
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